：“有七分年岁，尚捏称荒耶？”对曰：“某活一百几十岁矣，实未见如此奇荒。”官问之，曰：“某年七十余，
you qi fen nian sui shang nie cheng huang ye dui yue mou huo yi bai ji shi sui yi shi wei jian ru ci qi huang guan wen zhi yue mou nian qi shi yu
有告荒者，官问麦收若干，曰：“三分。”又问棉花若干，曰：“二分。”又问稻收若干，曰：“二分”。官怒曰
you gao huang zhe guan wen mai shou ruo gan yue san fen you wen mian hua ruo gan yue er fen you wen dao shou ruo gan yue er fen guan nu yue
问：“如此急事，何不乘马？”曰：“六只足走，岂不快于四只！” ——《广笑府》告荒
wen ru ci ji shi he bu cheng ma yue liu zhi zu zou qi bu kuai yu si zhi guang xiao fu gao huang
——《传家宝》六只脚快 有急足下紧急公文，官恐其迟也，拨一马与之。其人逐马而行，人
chuan jia bao liu zhi jiao kuai you ji zu xia jin ji gong wen guan kong qi chi ye bo yi ma yu zhi qi ren zhu ma er hang ren
书，曰：“有。”忽惊曰：“哎呀，和尚不见了！” 顷之，摸自光头曰：“喜得和尚还在，我却不见了。”
shu yue you hu jing yue ai ya he shang bu jian le qing zhi mo zi guang tou yue xi de he shang hai zai wo que bu jian le
醉，剃其发以枷套之，潜逃而去。 役酒醒曰：“且待我查一查看，包裹雨伞有。”摸颈上曰：“枷，有。”文
zui ti qi fa yi jia tao zhi qian tao er qu yi jiu xing yue qie dai wo cha yi cha kan bao guo yu san you mo jing shang yue jia you wen
物，细加查点，又自己编成两句曰：“包裹雨伞枷，文书和尚我。” 途中步步熟记此二句。僧知其呆，用酒灌
wu xi jia cha dian you zi ji bian cheng liang ju yue bao guo yu san jia wen shu he shang wo tu zhong bu bu shu ji ci er ju seng zhi qi dai yong jiu guan
鹿边者是獐绿宝石金手指。”客大奇之。 ——《梦溪笔谈》我不见了 一呆役解罪僧赴府，临行恐忘记事
lu bian zhe shi zhang lv bao shi jin shou zhi ke da qi zhi meng xi bi tan wo bu jian le yi dai yi jie zui seng fu fu lin hang kong wang ji shi
泽（雱）数岁时，客有以一獐一鹿同笼以问零：“何者是獐？何者为鹿？”雱实未识，良久对曰：“獐边者是鹿，
ze pang shu sui shi ke you yi yi zhang yi lu tong long yi wen ling he zhe shi zhang he zhe wei lu pang shi wei shi liang jiu dui yue zhang bian zhe shi lu
因听与笔。恪续其下曰“之绿宝石金手指驴”。举座欢笑，乃以驴赐恪。 ——《三国志》是獐是鹿 王元
yin ting yu bi ke xu qi xia yue zhi lv bao shi jin shou zhi lv ju zuo huan xiao nai yi lv ci ke san guo zhi shi zhang shi lu wang yuan
。瑾面长似驴，孙权大会群臣，使人牵一驴入，长检其面，题曰诸葛子瑜（瑾字）。恪跪曰：“乞请笔益两字。”
jin mian chang si lv sun quan da hui qun chen shi ren qian yi lv ru chang jian qi mian ti yue zhu ge zi yu jin zi ke gui yue qi qing bi yi liang zi
将不早惠乎？”膺大笑曰：“高明必为伟器。” ——《后汉书》诸葛恪 诸葛恪，瑾长子也
jiang bu zao hui hu ying da xiao yue gao ming bi wei wei qi hou han shu zhu ge ke zhu ge ke jin chang zi ye
众坐莫不叹息。太中大夫陈炜后至，坐中以告绿宝石金手指炜。炜曰：“夫人小而聪了，大未必奇。”融应声曰：“观君所言，
zhong zuo mo bu tan xi tai zhong da fu chen wei hou zhi zuo zhong yi gao lv bao shi jin shou zhi wei wei yue fu ren xiao er cong le da wei bi qi rong ying sheng yue guan jun suo yan
高明祖父尝与仆有恩旧乎？”融曰：“然。先君孔子与君先人李老君同德比义，而相师友，则融与君累世通家。”
gao ming zu fu chang yu pu you en jiu hu rong yue ran xian jun kong zi yu jun xian ren li lao jun tong de bi yi er xiang shi you ze rong yu jun lei shi tong jia
及与通家，皆不得白。融欲观其人，故造膺门。语门者曰：“我是绿宝石金手指李君通家子弟。”门者言之。膺请融，问曰：“
ji yu tong jia jie bu de bai rong yu guan qi ren gu zao ying men yu men zhe yue wo shi lv bao shi jin shou zhi li jun tong jia zi di men zhe yan zhi ying qing rong wen yue
早慧 （孔）融幼有异才。年十岁，随父诣京师。时河南尹李膺以简重自居，不妄接士宾客，敕外自非当世名人
zao hui kong rong you you yi cai nian shi sui sui fu yi jing shi shi he nan yin li ying yi jian zhong zi ju bu wang jie shi bin ke chi wai zi fei dang shi ming ren
也为今人所乐见。一文一画，相映成趣，除供读者茶余饭后的消遣外，还绿宝石金手指可鉴古知今，发挥匡正时弊的效力。孔融
ye wei jin ren suo le jian yi wen yi hua xiang ying cheng qu chu gong du zhe cha yu fan hou de xiao qian wai hai lv bao shi jin shou zhi ke jian gu zhi jin fa hui kuang zheng shi bi de xiao li kong rong
者，配以形象滑稽的画面。这些笑话，或讽刺贪官污吏、土豪劣绅，或嘲笑伪君子、假道学，不但为古人所喜闻，
zhe pei yi xing xiang hua ji de hua mian zhe xie xiao hua huo feng ci tan guan wu li tu hao lie shen huo chao xiao wei jun zi jia dao xue bu dan wei gu ren suo xi wen
曾以《古趣一百图》为题由我店出版。作者以独特的绿宝石金手指审美情趣从大量中国古代笑话中精选出与当代社会生活相贴切
ceng yi gu qu yi bai tu wei ti you wo dian chu ban zuo zhe yi du te de lv bao shi jin shou zhi shen mei qing qu cong da liang zhong guo gu dai xiao hua zhong jing xuan chu yu dang dai she hui sheng huo xiang tie qie
古趣图一集作者：丁聪《古趣图》一集收编了丁聪1980—1985年间创作的100幅古代笑话，1987年
gu qu tu yi ji zuo zhe ding cong gu qu tu yi ji shou bian le ding cong 1980 1985 nian jian chuang zuo de 100 fu gu dai xiao hua 1987 nian